Yesterday I had a strawberry banana Sobe. If you’ve never had one before you should know that they’re really good. But they’re also quite expensive, so I hardly ever get one. Well, anyway, I went to class and I opened that sucker up, all ready to just savor that thing and forget the awful boredom of algebra class. I took a swig of the thing and nearly choked to death on it, but of course I was in the middle of class so I couldn’t hack myself back to health, so I was just sitting there silently trying to expel the liquid from my lungs and stay cool at the same time.